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My mom is real big on artificial Christmas trees. Year-round decorations. Only the ornaments change. You love to see itpic.twitter.com/2UZBYhAFLS
It’s just all the kitschy Americana. All of it. Irony-free. And yet she raised her son on a diet of nonstop David Letterman. Doing the work, 80s/90s style
Letterman is the equivalent of Christmas lights on the roof in July. I loved watching Letterman.
skewering Hollywood vapidity never got much better than thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-BJTE56I14 …
today this would be considered "rude" or "aggressive," but he was allowed to talk to these rich fools, and all he did was irritate them, and they hated it. that was the whole joke. this was brilliant toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfW247_xpJI&t=4s …
The Simpsons were great and all but this was the stuff right here
It was the tea, sis. The hate, although directionless, was real. This man hated television and worked on television. Shame to see how soft he's become, after discovering that he needed to Do the Work. If anyone should've avoided the Work, it was pre-beard Letterman
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