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whenever jk rowling (aka "harvey porter") or the star war or one of these other middle-of-the-road forms of mass entertainment runs afoul of a single cultural norm, i wonder: why now? why realize they're so bad now? why invest yourself in them before? they were always already bad
imagine feeling betrayed by the pokemon or the furby or that ty rascal who made billions off the beanie babies or Dane Cook ... when these are just childish ephemera to cast aside, enjoying only as one enjoys eating from the lip of a garbage can (and I do)
we have totally lost sight of the point of trash culture, which is nothing but trash, something to keep under the mattresses next to the muscle mags and the dirty sweatsock. None of this is real or hyper-real...it's all consumer content designed to amuse perma-children
DuckTales should be something you vegetate in front of for 10 minutes while recovering from the mind numbing job you hate. It isn't a politics or an ethics, and if you're contemplating it or its creators as if they were put here to provide one, you will wind up Always Mad Online
opinions only come as a response to some sort of conflict, to a lot of people (even mark hamill after faving her tweet) probably just thought of her as the nice harry potter lady
Well she got hit hard for founding a magic school "in Africa" but nobody except mean seems to remember that was even a hot take phase we passed through
I wish I had such costs sunk in my childhood, but I think you're right. Now me, I'm not willing to go HAM because Morrissey or somebody is a scoundrel just because I listened to some of their jingles back in the day
All along we were saying to read another book, just please, another novel
Just anything else. Go click like on the IG muscle pics and read the inane captions. Watch chiropractor adjustment vids. But move on and forget this book series you read when you were middle schooling it with all these other people
But he created his own universe!!!
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