Oliver Bateman Does the WorkVerified account

ah... that's what I suspected!

at first I was thinking, "WTF???"

I do it for the kids. Kids who will someday gather at my feet, and like little versions of Ira Glass, ask me stretched questions about this exact conversation. They will care greatly about the pop-culture I experienced. Sit in awe they will, as I tell them about Baby Yoda.

a cultural raconteur to the eager youth.

when will you be giving your next hot take on Kim K and J Lo? J Lo must be a tort expert or something.

I await the day Kim will advertise that other Facebook-owned device, Oculus. Studying law with a VR Johnnie Cochran, Kim will say how broken criminal justice is and Johnnie will say "that is why I was rich", they will laugh, and the logo will appear on screen.

but she'll owe much it it to J-lo.

We owe most it to the kids, the shorties. They’re the ones we are doing this work for. That’s why we’re here for it. You love to see it!