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Oliver Bateman Does the Work
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contributing writer @wearemel, @ringer, & @splicetoday. seen in @theatlantic, @parisreview, &c. repped by @inkwellmgmt. co-host of @whatisleftpod ♉

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    1. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 18 Dec 2019
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      house votes to impeach mcconnell secures votes to acquit house votes to impeach again mcconnell secures votes to acquit election happens, trump wins house (w/ slightly larger majority) votes to impeach senate hears impeachment, does not impeach &c. cnn's dream 2019-2021

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    2. The real chris beck‏ @SubBeck 18 Dec 2019
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      You don't really think this will happen do you?

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    3. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 18 Dec 2019
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      It would hilarious if it did. The news cycle producers would certainly be happy with it

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    4. Mason Pelt‏Verified account @masonpelt 18 Dec 2019
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      Replying to @MoustacheClubUS @MUGGER1955 @SubBeck

      America is at a crossroads, we can grab fast food, a bottle of vodka and watch the news till we wake up hungover. Or we can stop watching cable news, get up early, work out and meditate. The choice is ours, the world will be the same if we do or not watch focnsnbcnxyz.

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    5. Mason Pelt‏Verified account @masonpelt 18 Dec 2019
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      I see this as a liner choice with no gray area. Cable news and vodka or 6 am yoga. Only two choice we have. Beer and Netflix? Impossible. Fast food, but with jogging? No way. We have two options only.

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    6. The real chris beck‏ @SubBeck 18 Dec 2019
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      you're getting all binary on me.

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    7. Mason Pelt‏Verified account @masonpelt 18 Dec 2019
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      Okay, you have other options but those don't count. Two viable choices exist and picking anything else -- regardless of your convictions -- that isn't A or B is always supporting the option you like the least. I'm shocked this hasn't been explained to you before.

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    8. The real chris beck‏ @SubBeck 18 Dec 2019
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      Replying to @masonpelt @MoustacheClubUS @MUGGER1955

      are you hot taking me too?

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      Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 18 Dec 2019
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      Replying to @SubBeck @masonpelt @MUGGER1955

      He's doing the work, Chris. Here for it

      7:29 PM - 18 Dec 2019
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        1. The real chris beck‏ @SubBeck 18 Dec 2019
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          Replying to @MoustacheClubUS @masonpelt @MUGGER1955

          ah... that's what I suspected!

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        2. The real chris beck‏ @SubBeck 18 Dec 2019
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          at first I was thinking, "WTF???"

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