if "one-term" Biden defeats Trump by the same margin that Boris Johnson vanquished Labor, I'd be willing to say a Lesson Has Been Learned
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"Lesson Has Been Learned" is basically the new doing the work.
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Humanity is on a path to become the drunk driver who is now "good" at drunk driving. The progressively higher profile lawyers defending us will explain that, virtually no one with 7 DUIs will kill anyone, first-time offenders kill, not looping offenders.
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my dad made a similar argument across the many emails he sent me https://crazydademails.tumblr.com/post/150062315892/duis …pic.twitter.com/joRJfkha3q
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He was a strange man, but his emails have what rapper would call a peculiar sort of flow. I could see this being an ASMR or perhaps a
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he was fond of certain phrases or "bits," almost like "cut-up" routines written by william burroughs. people who met him saw him as some bukowski-esque figure, because there was a physical resemblance, but he had read naked lunch back in college when that was "cool"
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in later years, of course, he claimed (in these very emails) to have never read a book in his life, something i now say quite regularly on twitter and said throughout grad school (as
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My father, I believe, actually never read a book in his life. And I'll tell you, "third eye and a 6TH sense" or "MAN IN THE MIRROR and looking out for ##1……not #101…." are not things he would ever say. Although, South Park mocked him, and that give me a killer opening bit.
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what's the story here as far as your dad goes
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Selling "precious stones" to senior citizens via cable television. We don't talk, and haven't in many years.
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