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being on twitter, it's like a JRPG. you start at level 1 with the bad equipment and you're tweeting to a bunch of slimes with 5 hp. then you get a few good elemental spells that hit all enemies. pretty soon you've done so much work you get the blue checkmark armor
do the work well enough (i'm here for it) and eventually you hit level 99 and all of your tweets cascade for as long as it takes that fucking "knights of the round" materia summon to play out, and you don't care anymore but you may as well keep fighting the emerald weapons
@Maarblek told me once that we are the slimes
To the likes of the True Accounts, we are
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