my big secret is I haven’t read a hot take or even a tweet in fifteen years
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I have never read a book, that’s my promise
I do the work out here on the tweets. I don't have time
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I cannot possibly read a book when I’m funneling a trust-fund kid’s dumbest thoughts into my brain 24/7
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