if someone asks you to pass the butter, tell them a) you don't have the bandwidth/you aren't ready for this yet and b) their grass-fed butter is killing the planet in some form or fashion.
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kids, here are some fun holiday tips to ensure that everyone "does the work" at the dinner table: 1) print out a bunch of emotional labor invoices and hand them to each relative at the table 2) jump on the table and sit "criss cross applesauce" until they pay up 3) tweetstorm it
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