kids, here’s a tip on how to do the work over the holidays: get on these tweets and start manufacturing stories about your family that confirm whatever narrative/worldview/gimmick will grow your influence ... they don’t have to be true as long as they feel true to the “stans”
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If you can, throw in something like this: "My four-year-old niece asked: 'Why is the Republican Party indifferent about a president who shatters democratic norms and institutions?' I responded: 'I don't know, sweetheart. These are dark days for the republic.'"
Beautiful. So true. Warms the heart and builds the influence
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Kids say the darnedest and most viral things
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