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I saw that note abt personal space that's making the rounds. That's fine, but I'm an American: I never say nothing and I never say no. I over-promise and under-deliver. I boast of unlimited bandwidth but have so many users I'm providing a crummy signal to all. Here for it/you
Need something done? I'll say yes to it! Can I do it? Who the eff knows? I'm an american and I work 80 hours a week and it's nothing but aimless running and gunning, straight improv, kids...real Second City stuff. I fake it until I make it faking it
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