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imagine posting shirtless muscle pics of yourself holding products as a career. just imagine that. a few muscle shots you hoard like Smaug’s gold. no judgment. but this is what you do all day. you are a worker. people can DM you for other stuff, like old jockstraps. reality!
monetize every secretion, every breath, every crumb of uneaten food. the cruel logic of the marketplace. a life of carefully curated influence. a human, a plan, a brand! “Mommydaddy, I want to be an Oreo cookie when I grow up!”
