The part of the outrage cycle where the concept of "apology" is continuously redefined so that no attempt to make one is ever satisfactory
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As you can see clearly, according to this official document to which I have just hastily scribbled an addendum in crayon, your apology will not count as such until or unless you deliver it in song, in the style of an early 1990s Bryan Adams ballad, also you have to be nude
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Oh hey sorry this is awkward but unfortunately the rules have changed? Rather than being a requirement, nude apology-making is now grounds for permanent disqualification, sorry Also you're under arrest
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I just want them dead. No apology is sufficient. Show me the body and then I'll wait to urinate on their grave. Honestly, I'll never forget that one party in 1999 when I was gaslit. I need my pounds of flesh.
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