2021 preview from the people who brought you insect casseroles: "Showering every day is an egregious waste of resources in the face of climate change. You need to bathe less often to save potable water for the global south"
2045: existing is terrible for the environment. We suggest you enroll in a "life termination lottery" that can reduce your burden on the ecosystem if you win (or if you lose, though I suppose either is a matter of perspective)
