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my mom used to give me chewable vitamins and my dad would say they're no better than chiclets, and she'd take me to church and he'd tell me that was just a good sales racket with no inventory, and she'd get me a hamburger and he'd tell me that was rat meat. that was my childhood
they did agree on the power of suppositories. i probably used more suppositories than any seven-year-old in the state of pennsylvania. we were big on those. i was handling them myself by that point, and i was far, far from shy about it. school bathroom in front of a urinal? nbd
"that's real life...that's reality" my old man would say when discussing a subject like that
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