Here’s a protip — the easiest way to bench press five hundred pounds is to just lie and tell people you do. The world’s oldest and best performance enhancer works like a charm!
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IQ: 147 Bench: 475 Credit Score: 900
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My IQ is just all the points ... my credit score has to be calculated using the hadron collider or inside a black hole ... I sometimes wake up and have millions of dollars in available credit
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