Here’s a protip — the easiest way to bench press five hundred pounds is to just lie and tell people you do. The world’s oldest and best performance enhancer works like a charm!
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LOL. It sounds like you've taken contemporary political trends to heart.
Certainly popular today but always a great tool in the political toolkit!
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Baffle em with bullshit, send thoughts and prayers, lie like a rug, or just smile and quote Abe Lincoln while you stick a foot in the door
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Go, party of Lincoln!
We have Newt Gingrich to thank for a lot of that. There's a great, short chapter in The Unwinding about that. I don't know if you've read it. If not, I'll take some shots of those pages and send them in a few minutes. - 3 more replies
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