Here’s a protip — the easiest way to bench press five hundred pounds is to just lie and tell people you do. The world’s oldest and best performance enhancer works like a charm!
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Five hundred? Nine hundred? A million? These numbers mean nothing to most folks so just say the highest one you can think of. Same goes for test scores, IQs, you name it. Just lie!
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Meanwhile you’ve got this small cadre of “quants” out there trying to convince us all this arbitrary data means something, in order to justify tenure or paychecks or both. Love you, fam! We see you!
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LOL. It sounds like you've taken contemporary political trends to heart.
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Certainly popular today but always a great tool in the political toolkit!
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