I never use toilet paper...I'm far too eco-friendly and green and sustainable for that...I use a cool little hygiene system that's 50% bidet and 50% "Mr Thumb and his Four Children"
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Just remember to trim those nails because you don't want a whole bunch of cuts and lacerations back there, like you're working a match with Abdullah the Butcher
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"Does he actually do this or is he just provoking me because that's how he does the work" ... you'll never know, fellow kids. I might have taught you everything you know, but not everything I know.
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That would be a hot take
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