Just remember to trim those nails because you don't want a whole bunch of cuts and lacerations back there, like you're working a match with Abdullah the Butcher
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I never use toilet paper...I'm far too eco-friendly and green and sustainable for that...I use a cool little hygiene system that's 50% bidet and 50% "Mr Thumb and his Four Children"
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"Does he actually do this or is he just provoking me because that's how he does the work" ... you'll never know, fellow kids. I might have taught you everything you know, but not everything I know.
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Never TMI when you're doing the work ... this is my identity!!!
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That defines “doing the work.”
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Mr Left Thumb of course.
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This should never be uttered.
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