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Hey parents, here are some exploitative takes you can write about your kids' goings-on: -- How I Stopped My Three Month Old From Going MAGA -- My Newborn Didn't Understand Consent So I Cancelled Them -- The Neighbor Kids Are Not Woke, But My Child Forced Them to Do Better
You can make up all this crap, btw. Even the major newspapers won't bother fact-checking it. All that matters = generating pageviews and building your parenting brand
But let me stop being nice and start getting real: keep your kids out of your hot takes until they're old enough to retaliate with their own counter-takes. Your kids aren't your brand. You might be "doing the work," but they aren't on the influence payroll
Some of these parenting bloggers are like the keyboard-native equivalent of the loathsome "DaddyOFive"https://www.splicetoday.com/digital/daddyofive-s-five-minutes …
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