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I want to run for president so I can just exaggerate my hillbilly bona fides ... "I was always poor, born poor... one suit of clothes, all patches, BUT CLEAN ... my dad used to work in the sewers, then they closed the sewers down. My Palm Beach was Hell's Kitchen..."
Sure, I graduated from high school at 15, have a PhD and practice law, have a mom with a doctorate and a father who owned a franchise car dealership, and I've always been good at everything, but I drove a Buick Skylark for a few years...I'm one of you...I played the sports!
When I'm elected, I'll still be driving my Gremlin.pic.twitter.com/7C0azaZxnA
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