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dear sports "stans," all of those top stars you stan for would sell out your "hometown teams" in a heartbeat once they get a taste of that sweet PRC money. that's what we call "human nature," aka "rational maximizing." cleveland might be "believe land," but china's a lot finer
i don't mind "human rights" and "freedom of speech" but you know what i really love? you know what gets me real hot and bothered? you know what i'd trade my right to vote, and yours, for? ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS. Also ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Okay, real talk, $250k OBO
whenever you're thinking about a public figure, any public figure, ask yourself: how much would "they" have to pay this person to get them to agree to wipe you and your family off the map? and, honestly, i'm not sure if a high $$$ amount or a low $$$ amount is better here
just spilling the tea, folks. some call it a moment; i call it life
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