imagine being seventeen years old and dreaming of being an associate dean. Imagine that. A child's dream "One day I shall sit at the dean's right hand and deny all the tenure cases," thought the hard-working hall monitor and notorious tattletale. "All of them but one."
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I want to be the associate vice dean for toilets and sinks someday, but i’d settle for associate vice dean of speed bumbs
assdean in charge of knob polishing and spit shines
