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my large adult sons braiden and braden were spending too much time alone in their rooms
Thus it was time for their gender reveal (I picked their genders by consulting their horoscopes and the tarot, not by consulting them, because the Bradens are property of my WaPo takes, not their own minds...this my feed, kids, you just make cameos on it!)pic.twitter.com/6rNOpaQedO
