"My imaginary children were beginning to get very un-woke, very Proud Boy, and then I made them watch sixteen straight hours of Amy Klobuchar speeches mixed with DSA convention audio and now they are so safe, catatonic even"
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Even if you don't have kids, you can write takes about how your imaginary kids were going incel and maga but you saved them by making them watch Nanette. "It feels so real," writes WaPo subscriber WineDadE. "By reading this take I have prevented democracy from dying in darkness"
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Probably the only kind of Take more fun than this is when you set up your swarty genderfluid Serbian child (a young Oliver Bateman you might say) as a kind of Jesus figure enlightening some lesser child who resembles Jon-Benet Ramsey and embodies toxic masculinity / gaslighting
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Dont let democracy die in darkness, daddy!
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Daddies don't die in darkness
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my large adult sons braiden and braden were spending too much time alone in their rooms
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Thus it was time for their gender reveal (I picked their genders by consulting their horoscopes and the tarot, not by consulting them, because the Bradens are property of my WaPo takes, not their own minds...this my feed, kids, you just make cameos on it!)pic.twitter.com/6rNOpaQedO
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