My political platform is called "Hey Corporations, Do Better." I call CEOs and ask them to "do the work." I make sure they are receptive to the woke causes that cost no money to support. I tell them to keep their HR service lines open 24/7 so you can call in worker complaints
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Did some lumpenprole day laborer misspell your child's AP English-derived name, thereby triggering them? If so, call our national HR number and we will work with the appropriate CEO to blacklist that worker, rendering them permanently unemployable. America Inc: we're listening!
6:06 PM - 13 Oct 2019
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