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nerd trivia reply guy: "this author confused the 2003 and 2004 Arnold Classic fourth-place finishers...factual errors abound." compensation: $0 my revenge on the nerd trivia types is getting to write about their favorite subjects for major publications
was i really down in the fan-blog trenches or forums, grinding out those $0 posts? nope. i've focused on selling my writing and delivering on what i sell. i have bills to pay, and wikipedia is a much better encyclopedia than i could ever hope to be. fact-memorization is lol
i could never hope to top this take:https://sports.theonion.com/walking-sports-database-scorns-walking-sci-fi-database-1819566197 …
New headshot is dope
Yeah it captures the size 8 head in all its glory
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