Lying: still the best way to enhance performance, whether you need a 500 pound bench or something else that isn’t easy to quickly verify with a google search
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You, like me, might not be able to skate, but here’s a performance enhancer that will help you play hockey. You: “ya I played division I hockey for one of those snow belt teams” Them: “o rly? wanna join my rec team” You: “nah I hurt my knee and gave up my dream forever. Sry”
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College athlete stolen valor. There needs to be a website.
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Yes! Ex Notre Dame coach George O’Leary can be a charter member.
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Change your numbers everytime too. Keeps it mysterious. "That guy's strong. He benches anywhere from 405 to 585, no videos though and never competes, but if he did he'd easily win."
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