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there’s a better than 0% chance that the hypothetical Democrat I’m speaking of will be some shrewd patrician who Dolezals their mutable characteristics (gender, sexual orientation, disability), builds a paper trail to prevent discovery, then runs to the right of John Wayne
And people will rush to celebrate this puritanical-yet-woke war hawk because they’ll give them that old American “crush-the-reds” and “tax-the-poor” wine in a shiny new bottle that is reinforced on all sides from simplistic identity-patronage assaults.
