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Nobody knows what pass interference is, except for when it happens to our players (then everything is), and all soccer and basketball players flop except for the ones on our side, who don’t. Most would rather win by default than playing defense, forfeit than by playing for hours
Obviously I don’t want to “get canceled,” which is why I follow every rule of decorum including ones that haven’t even been invented yet, stay not just “in my lane” but in my home, and always keep my cell phone texts (used for work) and emails open for the review of all
Not only do keep private conversations “public-grade” but I run everything in my life through the same HR scrutiny I’d apply to my direct reports during the workday. Will this change? Probably. I think many private conversations are very different than we’d like to think they are
I also think people are more duplicitous, more cunning (but also less complex or interesting), and less easily categorized than any of us could imagine. “We’re idiots, babe,” to quote Dylan. “It’s a wonder we can even feed ourselves.”
Either way, we learn to start tattling in elementary school and don't stop until we're executive director of a nonprofit specializing in "turning kids into coders" or "organizing" (unless we were raised by some omerta-obsessed "stop snitching" ogre like my cop-hating father)
I am actually required to do this btw, condition of handling company property etc.
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