you're not looking at a hot take king...you're looking at an ace!
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"ace of takes" they call me. "look at that kid," they say. "he's got all the takes. incels. joker movie. greta thunberg. impeachment. yang gang. tulsi. all of the takes. each one of them. any take you need, take your pick of the takes. yes, that kid is doing the work"
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in fact, that kid is the founding member of the hot take guild. no hot takes unless you pay your guild dues. don't even think about writing that "incel is the worst kind of privilege" or "helping someone with carryon luggage is violence" take, buddy. cash on the barrelhead first.
