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fellow "kids," it is after a great deal of "doing the work" that I must announce that I am quitting the comedy and the jokes and whatnot. I am done with all the giggles and yukyuks. No more raspberries and whoopie cushions. An end to knock knock punchlines. I must Do Better.
I am go to focus on more important tasks, like canceling zubaz pants and jnco jeans because their capacious crotches are genital neutral rather than genital affirming. From where the sun now stands in the heavens, this is where I will focus my energies.
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