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If only I could capture the tears I just shed laughing, and gift them to you 
there's mom, casually working incest into everything and always finding a way to defend the parish priests / michael jackson, and then there's dad, telling you bugs bunny in women's clothing is the sort of thing every red-blooded man is going to get excited by
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