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This shit is risible, but it’s also my mother’s milk. I train in my basement, in between working several real jobs that consist of more than appearing in photos and bs’ing about products and diets, and move decent weight at a fraction of their pharmacological budget
I do wish I could immerse myself in such a narcissistic universe that deadlifting 600 lbs a few times is a feat on a par with the heroic defeat of Hannibal or Napoleon or whichever of these historical legends these people saw a movie about and now identify with
These people are always “making comebacks” and overcoming their “fear and hatred” of the flesh they expose, seemingly without a first thought much less a second, for the delectation of all
Never actually understood the “influencers,” bodybuilders, etc. who talk about exercise as if it’s some grueling chore. It’s my favorite part of the day. If they’ve made a semi-career out of it, I’d assume the same applies to them
yeah, those bizarre posts about nearly "dying" as they struggle to get out of bed to lift weights (perhaps the only activity they're engaging in that day) truly puzzle me. if you need to dig so deep to do something like that, maybe you should find something else to do
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