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The powers of a dwindling central government will be spent enforcing "must see TV" laws and ensuring that conversation online accords with the rotten tomatoes and metacritic scores for the things under discussion. Blockbuster attendance will be mandatory, like a puritan town hall
Failure to comply with these rules will require attendance at the blockbuster in question (as with Mr Show's "Coupon: the Movie) or writing a combo hot take/apology explaining why this piece of pop culture is Necessary Now and Good, Actually. Books will be judged solely by covers
obligatory takes 
No other way to ensure that we know the people have the right takes in their hearts
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