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Oliver Bateman Does the Work
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contributing writer @wearemel, @ringer, & @splicetoday. seen in @theatlantic, @parisreview, &c. repped by @inkwellmgmt. co-host of @whatisleftpod ♉

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    1. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 5 Sep 2019
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      believing that any wonk has a “well thought out plan” should ask said wonk to manage four teenagers at a retail store for about a week and you’ll soon realize they can’t even log on to the scheduling software or remember how to do returns on the register

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    2. Haptain ACAB‏ @Hanksingle 5 Sep 2019
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      Wonk: 'okay, when is lunch?' Teen: 'When is what?' Wonk: 'Lunch. When do we break for lunch?' Teens: *laughing*

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    3. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 5 Sep 2019
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      Replying to @Hanksingle

      Wonk: "ok so how do I download the retail app. Is it on a website. A dotcom" Teen: "ya ok" Wonk: "this is asking for my social security number. Do I give it?" Teen: "cool" Wonk: "do you know my social security number? Is that my PIN?"

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    4. Haptain ACAB‏ @Hanksingle 5 Sep 2019
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      Patiently waiting for a well paid old to get out of my way so that I could do both of our jobs is a powerful set of memories.

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    5. non-Euclidean Mark‏ @haircut_hippie 5 Sep 2019
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      looking forward to having my judgment questioned by some dude who can't open e-mail attachments for the rest of my professional career

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    6. Haptain ACAB‏ @Hanksingle 5 Sep 2019
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      I just got a chill imagining trying to ask some kid with glowing eyes which of my datajacks I'm supposed to use to log into my POS tube, and them sighing, and then a bunch of smoke coming out of their vape gills, because the future.

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      Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 5 Sep 2019
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      Replying to @Hanksingle @haircut_hippie

      "Hey how do I attach this erotic wetware to my digital stimulation center? Is it a widow/orphan jack or do I have to 10101001 it in"

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