believing that any wonk has a “well thought out plan” should ask said wonk to manage four teenagers at a retail store for about a week and you’ll soon realize they can’t even log on to the scheduling software or remember how to do returns on the register
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS
Wonk: 'okay, when is lunch?' Teen: 'When is what?' Wonk: 'Lunch. When do we break for lunch?' Teens: *laughing*
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Wonk: "ok so how do I download the retail app. Is it on a website. A dotcom" Teen: "ya ok" Wonk: "this is asking for my social security number. Do I give it?" Teen: "cool" Wonk: "do you know my social security number? Is that my PIN?"
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Patiently waiting for a well paid old to get out of my way so that I could do both of our jobs is a powerful set of memories.
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looking forward to having my judgment questioned by some dude who can't open e-mail attachments for the rest of my professional career
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"Can you send it to me as an email so I can print it out...or call me and we can go over it on the call...hey can you do my zoom meeting? I can't get the PowerPoint to start. Or my computer. Or my computer cord. It is stuck in the wall of a different room, at home"
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