Lengthy (and mostly fictional) inspirational captions written by Instagram influencers might be the most mawkish and barf-inducing content yet seen on this planet
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These grifters understand that late stage capitalism requires a tale of "overcoming oppression" in order to trick rubes and marks into paying more for inferior products, but their narratives are often so pathetic, forced, corny, and trifling
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I know some of these scoundrels, and believe me, they talk like chain smoking 1960s used car salesmen behind closed doors
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The end result of this, and what really angers me here, is that their commodified phony oppression further marginalizes the voiceless multitudes who suffer in silence while these flimflam artists are out there selling insincerity in Dolby Digital Surround Sound
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Mister, we could use some chain-smoking used car salesmen, again!
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At least they put in a full day's work
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