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I miss the days when I would randomly meet people (usually “academics” and “creatives”) who tried to impress me by telling me things they were doing that I had already done.
You might have had a more viral tweet or sold a book or whatever, but I’ve published for all the places, hooked many of you up with an agent, etc. Meatheads do the same thing to me, assuming I have zero physical capacity and need to be told of their feats of strength
As do the nerd trivia kingpins, who often seem irritated that my knowledge of their worlds is worked into stuff that crosses subject-matter boundaries. “Well *I* know that supercard listing better than he does!” Cool, bro, I’m just selling stories and living my life
I don’t self-promote, I self-actualize. I might be better off if I cared more about what others thought, but I just do the work the old fashioned way, not the way the thirtysomething “kids” of today “do the work” of hustling in the tweets
I’ve never done anything
i've never read a book in my life, as @SirJonSherrit7 knows all too well
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