if you work from home, you can pretty much just sit on the toilet all day and go whenever, as long as you've got your laptop handy
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school has started again and that reminds me of all these kids who would refuse to go to the bathroom for days at a time, scared shitless by parents who feared contamination or by bullies who were looking to pants and redeye them. meanwhile i just walked out of class whenever
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my dad's only real bit of advice to me as i prepared to go to first grade was "just go to the bathroom whenever you want and if they stop you just shit in your shorts"
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both of my parents thought that kids should go to the bathroom and get water whenever they want, not on some schoolteacher's schedule
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