i really like when folks in the city decide to stress their jd vance-esque "country roots" and they say they're from a "small town" and it's like a 40,000 person suburb of greenville sc
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS
Ma and me.. sometimes billy jo ray.. he took ill with the nervous disease.. we'd ride up to the ikea just to taste the first lingonberries of spring
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Replying to @bog_beef
it was a 75 mile subaru forester carriage ride to the charlotte IKEA...i'd taken ill with the stress allergies my parents were convinced i had...in those days i didn't even have an HD monitor on my handheld console...my eyes began to burn from the screen fuzz and distortion
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS @bog_beef
Long for them good old days when I'd slap a Jeff Gordon bumper sticker on my Sportage and ramble on up to Reston to grab a hard lemonade and catch a Darius Rucker concert...
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"Things weren't so complicated back then...I liked the good regional acts like Dave Matthews Band and Better than Ezra...I wore The Game hats and front-tucked my polo...I always remembered to throw away the Coca-Cola bottle of tobacco from the cupholder in my mom's Land Rover"
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