i'm from the 500-person unincorporated community that is "scenery hill, pennsylvania," and you can't teach that https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scenery_Hill,_Pennsylvania …
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i really like when folks in the city decide to stress their jd vance-esque "country roots" and they say they're from a "small town" and it's like a 40,000 person suburb of greenville sc
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"it was tough growing up here in Greer SC...barely 30,000 people...only five iterations of Best Buy were open then...I had to drive to several different strip malls to find my copies of Pokemon Yellow...we were far, far away from Greenville, nearly 10 miles on the interstate"
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I like when the office has its "Country Guy" (from, say, Mansfield Texas or Ft Myers Florida or Lexington Kentucky) and its "Sports Guy" (played a sport once, wears jerseys and team caps) and the office then adds a second one of each...the threat is Real..."no *I* like biscuits"
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Do people really do that?
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among the millennial media take sellers? yes, if it moves copy and lets them have a "personal angle" on "trump country" or some such thing
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Ma and me.. sometimes billy jo ray.. he took ill with the nervous disease.. we'd ride up to the ikea just to taste the first lingonberries of spring
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it was a 75 mile subaru forester carriage ride to the charlotte IKEA...i'd taken ill with the stress allergies my parents were convinced i had...in those days i didn't even have an HD monitor on my handheld console...my eyes began to burn from the screen fuzz and distortion
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If you're really from a small town, you always say how close you are to a bigger town or city. "I live in ____. It's near Ottawa.
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that's some real country out there
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Same. Those folks always make me laugh and roll my eyes: “Bless your heart”
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I mean...the town where my high school is had 950 residents when I attended; maybe 9,000 ppl in the whole county. The tiny crossroads community where I lived w/ my grandma had maybe 150 ppl. THAT’s “small,” not this five-figure major suburb shit
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