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Wish there were a way we could say “hey my child doesn’t like being tickled” without ripping into the other kid’s identity and making them cry and then acting like them crying is a sign of their bad nature... https://twitter.com/juniperfitz/status/1164892177232777217 …
She should've just killed the child, like any Very Normal adult would under the circumstances
One day the Wee Babes canceled during this era on the social media of their Extremely Online Elders will cancel said elders' social security even as the planet spirals towards heat death. It will all be very legal and very cool
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