my hard-hitting series of stories about life in the hot take trenches continues over at @SpliceTodayhttps://twitter.com/MUGGER1955/status/1164881881730605057 …
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Best pick up line ever.
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the great part about this tale is that absolutely nothing happens in it, meaning it's exactly like real life
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I can imagine. I've been going to art museums, hanging out at the Fro Yo and renting a puppy to take out for walks, but fuck that sensitivity shit. I'm stealing your line, that is dating gold.
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Oscar Berkman bucks the trends
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