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He hated large feet in particular, and always knew which male students had the largest feet and not only the longest toenails but the longest nail pads, the area where the nail sits directly on the toe. Until he began expounding on that, I’d never given it any thought
Even back then, I was already missing two entire nails — there’s nothing there — and one day I was wearing some Reef sandals and the teacher took notice and began saying, “yuck yuck, Mr Pink Foot” and thereafter called me “Pinky,” a nickname that didn’t follow me out of the class
Yeah he was getting his money’s worth. And this was Greenville NC in 1994-1995 so you can imagine what he was getting paid
What the hell kinda school was this???
A public school in Eastern NC. This guy was a bit of a dandy too...a natty dresser with a soft, fleshy kind of permanently sunburn-red body and thin, straw-like hair parted in the middle of a receding hairline
Geezus dude. We’re surrounded.
I liked the guy...he was a real charmer. He introduced me to things like “The Red Shoes” by Powell and Pressburger even if he disliked my wide feet and nail free toes
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