what percentage of endowed humanities professors earning in excess of $150k are able to both: a) open a PDF on their own b) consistently remember to not "reply all" to chain emails
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Survey data indicates that over 50% of professors in this class print their own emails. Another 25% trim neither nose nor ear hair. 1 out of 10 gladly teach with their flies unzipped due to wearing old khakis so billowy and pleated the zipper track is practically convex
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this is why I started making "ProfSlacks" which feature a separate, outer fly, in order to cover the unseemly, unzipped inner fly.
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double pleat, double fly...probably want to reinforce with buttons and velcro too
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This is also true well down the Carnegie chain.
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That's how you know they're endowed
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