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what percentage of endowed humanities professors earning in excess of $150k are able to both: a) open a PDF on their own b) consistently remember to not "reply all" to chain emails
Survey data indicates that over 50% of professors in this class print their own emails. Another 25% trim neither nose nor ear hair. 1 out of 10 gladly teach with their flies unzipped due to wearing old khakis so billowy and pleated the zipper track is practically convex
A humanities prof that makes more than 150K each year? You’re dreaming.
Wow never seen a poll so easy in my life
a rhetorical question as it were
Now do it for C-level business executives.
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