let me tell you folks what the latest fitness influence thing is: you just drink a big mug of coffee grounds, and bam, you've done it. you did it. you drank a mug of coffee grounds.
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and you can look forward to seeing those coffee grounds again, on the other side, the "dark side," floating amidst what my beloved father once called the "bloody red hemmy roid [sic] trickle"
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I make five figures covering this crap, "fam," so take my word on this one. You 30 year old "kids" who are "doing the work" [of reading tweets and takes] have never experienced anything quite like downing 24 oz of coffee grounds and chasing that with a warm bowl of mushy cigs
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This stuff was a staple of my old man's diet, along with half-thawed still-in-box Van Kamp's fried shrimp, and he lived to the ripe old age of 74
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