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HED: "noted billionaire arrested for vile crimes" CORRECTION: a recent study of Mr. Billionaire's assets shows that he is worth a mere $986 million...he's just a millionaire. Nothing to see here, move along.
We see something similar when universities rush to remind newspapers that "convicted professor Joe" is "just a one-semester adjunct," although of course if "Joe" won an award, the school would claim him as at least a "lecturer" or perhaps even a "faculty member"
Magazines do it too..."oh no, that convicted murderer was never a VICE __EMPLOYEE___, he was just a 1099 contractor...we have no ties to him whatsoever." Ditto the WWE. "Well, sir, let me remind you, the man who committed the murder-suicide was an independent contractor..."
"I'll grant you that the killer was a WWE SUPERSTAR, but he sure as heck wasn't a WWE EMPLOYEE...sorry...we don't employ murderers, or wrestlers for that matter."
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