Horoscopes and tarot are two things that everyone agrees on
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I can write a horoscope and no one will give me any lip unless they’re some Richard Dawkins type, and then I will cancel them with a tweet
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Taurus - 7/25 - today you will eat five pizzas and dozens of crabs, and spend most of the day on the toilet. Your lucky number is 8. Consider eating an eclair as well.
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if they don’t wanna get canceled with a tweet, they shoulda read the tea leaves.
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They should’ve seen it coming, like I did, because I believe in ghosts and the reading of entrails
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